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This means you Usagi!

Episode 5
4/11/92
Dear Diary,
These few days have been strange, it started off with Usagi having a nightmere and getting all scared cause she's such a wimp. Anyway I got totally mad because Usagi's cat barged in on me. Alright, okay, so I was freaked out. The cat scared the pants off of me. I threw my pillow at her, but Usagi stepped in and the pillow hit her instead. I totally hate cats. One day, a cat bit me, right on the nose. I was only a little baby. Since then, I just don't like cats. They tick me off. Usagi knows this and be's a total baka and starts waving Luna in my face. Luckily, mama broke up the fight and we had breakfast.
Usagi asked if she could have Luna as a pet. I totally didn't want this and we had a major argument. My parents told us to work it out ourselves.
Later that day, Luna jumped on me and tried to lick me. I totally freaked out and Luna ran off. Mika-chan, came by and told me about this great pet that I should get. Mika is a good friend, so I thought I'd go get one. I went in with Mika, it smelled like perfume. Mika-chan told me that that the animal I was going to get made this magnificent scent. That animal was called a Shaneera. The shaneera looked like a cute little bunny. I just had to have him. It was so cute with it's spiraling eyes that glowed all funny, it made me want one. I bought the Shaneera. Mika also bought one. I kinda just stared at the thing, all the way home!
I got home and showed Usagi my Shaneera, Luna came close, but I had become evil (must have been those glowing eyes) and kicked Luna away. I brought my Shaneera down for tea. My parents said Usagi could keep Luna and I could keep my Shaneera. I didn't want Luna around. I went back into my room and set the Shaneera on my desk and just stared at it.

The next morning, everyone at school seemed to own a shaneera.
Usagi and Luna barged in on me and tried to save me from the Shaneera. We stuggled for it, then Usagi slapped my face. BAKA! She is a total BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! She apologized, but I didn't care, I was pure evil now, I ran straight to the pet shop.
At the pet shop, I was told to spread the Shaneera around. Mika was there too. We were about to start when Sailor V (I think it was her) appeared! She gave her boring old "Blah blah blah!" speech. All the children in the store turned into monsters! INCLUDING ME! Sailor V looked like she was waiting for someone while we attacked her. Suddenly, Sailor V's tiara glowed (sailor V doesn't have a tiara, what's going on here?). "Moon Tiara Stardust!" she called out. Lot's of stardust fell on my head. I was revived. I was nice again, and so were all the other kids in the store.
I told Sailor V I was a big fan. She told me her name was Sailor Moon, Sailor moon.... I'll remember that name. I told her she was cute and asked for her autograph. She told me to be nice to Luna. I said I would.

The next day I was real nice to Luna and fed her some of my breakfast with a spoon!

Signed
TSUKINO SHINGO

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